"Oh la la, ladies! This is where you lose your inhibitions and hit the beach au naturel. Men: it is important to stay cool and casual amidst the profusion of bare flesh. Act as if you see this all the time and if anything are perhaps mildly bored by it. Sticking your head in "Being and Nothingness" could help. Vacationing at Home? This one is potentially illegal. Avoid, except in the privacy of your own patio."
Well, I didn't get the opportunity to act nonchalant around topless chicks. Which I totally could do if the opportunity was there. Totally. Who said I couldn't?
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