Saturday, December 8, 2012

Day 343: Swap Jobs with a Friend just for Today

"Make sure you get your coworkers on board: say Bob couldn't make it today unfortunately, but he's delegating to you his most trusted friend and he's explained how to do it in detail. Now what are those red dials for again?"

I didn't really get a chance to swap jobs with anyone, but I did trade stations with the person who normally works next to me in the kitchen. Although we normally swap back and forth so I guess that's pretty inconsequential.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Day 342: Pre-Feminism Day

"The most radical change of the twentieth century has been in the relationship between men and women. It is the first time in history that women have been even approximately treated as equal. Today, revert to pre-feminist behavior to measure the difference."

Today I opened doors for my lady, took off my hat indoors, payed for breakfast and other gentlemanly type things. I don't think pre-feminism means "be a dick to women" day.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Day 341: Magic of Xmas Day


"Make a kid's day by convincing them that Santa does exist!"

I don't think a little kid would need THAT much convincing of Santa Claus' existence, for fear of a stocking full of coal. Instead, here's some interesting science about Santa.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Day 340

"Do something kinky today."

A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Day 339: Carnivorous Day! Eat nothing but Red Meat

"Man is a carnivorous mammal, who owes his domination of the earth to a diet of high-protien raw meat. This is all too often forgotten in our anaemic vegetarianistic limp-wristed times. Regain some of those red blood cells with a man-sized feast."

For breakfast today, I had eggs with bacon AND ham. For lunch I didn't have an red meat to spare, but I did have an extra large serving of turkey in my sandwich. While I haven't gotten to eat dinner yet and won't get to until nearly 9:30 tonight, I anticipate quite a bit of meat since I work at a steakhouse.

Meat has always been something I've thoroughly enjoyed. There's a reason humans have canine teeth and I intend to use them to the best of their abilities. Besides, if vegetarians were right and we shouldn't eat meat, why are animals made of food?

Monday, December 3, 2012

Day 338: Dig at the end of a Rainbow

"Myths often survive throughout the ages because they contain a grain of truth. Find out if this one is true today, and you may reap huge rewards, and very possibly marry Cinderella as well."

Today was pretty dark and stormy, but unfortunately it never ended up raining or clearing up enough for a rainbow to actually form. I'll be on the lookout for leprechauns though.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Day 337: Sign Up to Go Into Space

"Space tourism is upon us. Already a couple of billionaires have shot up into orbit. But you don't have to be Bill Gates anymore. Register with a leading space tourism company and you could be up in space within a few years for less than the price of a college education for young Biff or Bella or whatever you've named your undeserving progeny."

After looking over a few sites, Virgin Galactic seems to be the best option for booking my trip. Unfortunately, the cheapest package still requires an immediate downpayment of $20,000/ Far to rich for my blood.... for now!