Day 168: Women Only Day

"Women: Today celebrate your womanhood by doing that which only you can do."

In order to celebrate my own womanhood today, I decided to make myself a sandwich for lunch today. And boy, it sure was a tasty sandwich. Too much work involved though, if only I had someone to do it for me...

Day 167: 2-D Voodoo Doll

"Draw a line from our special 2-D pins to the areas of voodoo activity you require. White pins are for positive voodoo. Black pins are for negative voodoo. Remember! Any bad karma caused is your responsibility."

I don't want to name names, but some of you may already know who this is for.

Day 166

"Today, get someone famous to autograph The Book."

Still waiting on the autograph to get here, I'll repost once I get it.

Day 165

"Develop your very own eccentricity."

I definitely think dressing like superman while around town today qualifies as plenty eccentric. I got some pretty weird looks from people, especially the girl running the register at the grocery store who could barely contain her laughter.

Day 164: Share someone's pain today

"A burden shared is a burden halved. Find a friend in distress and bear some of their grief."

Today is the last day of finals week for this semester. If I'm not already sharing any grief with everyone else I know, I don't know what more I could be sharing.

Day 163

"Shoplift today."

I figured the bookstore on campus would be the best place to get this done, because if I got caught I would just get demerits or something.

I've always wanted to get a copy of this book, so I figured I might as well snag it. It was far easier than I expected, too. I basically walked up to the shelf, put the book in my bag, and walked out. I expected to have to do some sort of sneaking or hiding, but it was really as simple as just taking it.

Day 162: Make Prolonged eye contact with Everyone you meet

"Eye contact: communication before words. Monkeys stare each other down. Be the alpha male. Who dares to stand up to you? Bite their head off, that'll learn them. Grrr."

Although I didn't see all that many people today, those who I did see didn't really seem to appreciate it. Nobody said anything about it, but I got some really awkward looks in return.