Saturday, September 22, 2012

Day 266: Test your Memory

"What were you doing last Thursday evening? Do you have trouble remembering? Try some techniques that could help improve your memory skills."

Anybody who knows me knows that my memory is garbage. I often tell the same people the same thing over and over again. I couldn't find a way to objectively test my overall memory, but even if I did I doubt I would be able to register a score.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Day 265: Prevention is Better than Cure!

"Today, do something that could save you a lot of future hassle."

Today, I finally started downloading all the course materials from the school site. I've been meaning to get around to that for a while, but never bothered to. It'll be pretty useful to have all the information from the classes in case I ever need to look back on them after graduation.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Day 264

"Today, put a personal ad in the paper."

Since I don't really need a personal ad for anything, I just decided to find an especially crazy sounding one and throw it up on craigslist to see what kind of weirdos I hear from. If you're interested, you can view the listing here.

UPDATE: Between the time of this posting and the following morning, I had received at least 25 unique replies to the ad. Holy crap

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Day 263: Disinfection

"Today, ride yourself of all the parasites in your life."

Unfortunately for The Book, today happens to be International Talk-Like-a-Pirate day. In celebrating my piratoscity, I just wouldn't feel right cleaning anything today.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Day 262

"Get instructions for today off the net. Log on to www.datatranscorp.org/html1003.02. Your password is vector/xxxx* *First 4 letters of your mother's maiden name."

I tried going to the site, but it doesn't actually exist. I guess I've done all that I can do for the day.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Day 261

"Today, give someone a totally impractical gift."

I don't want to ruin the surprise, but once the recipient gets the gift I'll make sure to post it on here.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Day 260: Embrace Change for the Sake of It

"Change is life and it's all around you. Force yourself to challenge the creature of routine within. You could take a different route to work. You could shower instead of taking a bath. Or you could remarry. Reconsider everything about yourself: Today, you are a blank slate."

To be honest, I'm pretty happy with who I am right now. Everything seems to be going swimmingly in life, and I don't want too much to change just yet.