"When a crime is committed and no police officer is in the vicinity, you have the right and responsibility to make a Citizen's Arrest. Such crimes include: murder, manslaughter, armed assault, conspiracy to defraud, littering."
Nobody does anything wrong around here. I suppose underage drinking would be easy to do, but it would come at the cost of making everyone hate me, so I think I'll pass.
"Tonight, count sheep and cure insomnia. How far do you get before falling asleep?"
I remember always trying to do this when I was younger, but I don't remember if it ever worked or not. I tried this last night and I vaguely remember getting to around 80 or 90 a few times before either briefly passing out or waking back up completely. There was a lot of people making noise in the hallway last night so it was pretty hard to fall asleep.
"Don't forget your special buddies' special day! Write their birthdays down here so you'll remember them."
Thank god for social networking, otherwise this would have been a huge pain in the ass.
Jan 3 Leila Frink
Jan 4 Nick Means
Jan 7 Tori Mosher
Jan 7 Becky Dougherty
Jan 9 Jordan Lupien
Jan 10 Paul Elder
Jan 14 Amit Saini
Jan 16 Will Adams
Jan 17 Zach Pfender
Jan 18 Austyn Bevins
Jan 19 Samantha Herd
Jan 23 Carolyn Cho
Jan 24 Alex Strudwick
Jan 31 Matthew Arnott
Feb 1 Cathy Gottschalk
Feb 1 Brandon Whitehill
Feb 2 Nick Blair
Feb 4 Liz Gallagher
Feb 4 Joe Creegan
Feb 5 Sibel Hasanova
Feb 7 Vergel Stemm
Feb 10 Erik McGough
Feb 11 Torrin Panico
Feb 15 Cody McCormick
Feb 17 Georgia Garrett
Feb 18 Sheilagh Smith
Feb 18 Brett Gennero
Feb 19 Casey Jankoski
Feb 19 Brandon Underwood
Feb 20 Ron Limoges
Feb 23 Bett-Ann Butler
Feb 24 Ethan Allard
Feb 24 Dave DiStasi
Feb 25 Nick Symula
Feb 27 Isaac Reyes
Mar 1 Max Wilhoit
Mar 2 Kelly Stoll
Mar 3 Dylan Chagnon
Mar 6 Anna Frost
Mar 8 Justin Groom
Mar 12 Shane Hall
Mar 12 Jenn Chamberlin
Mar 13 Lauren Gailey
Mar 14 Theresa Halff
Mar 14 Storm Pouliot
Mar 14 Colin Santee
Mar 14 Amy Desmond
Mar 17 Brian ScotsRoss
Mar 20 Cody Wilson
Mar 20 Josh King
Mar 23 Chris Smaldone
Mar 24 Brittany Satrin
Mar 26 Shane LaPan
Mar 28 Patrick Hoffer
Mar 29 Eric Olsen
Mar 29 Abbey McQuilkin
Mar 29 Devon D'Arcangelo
Mar 31 Emily Riddell
Apr 3 Matthew Lawrence
Apr 4 Katie Bucholz
Apr 13 Marie Aja
Apr 15 Jake Pfeiffer
Apr 21 Kitty Coyne
Apr 23 Chad Parker
Apr 24 Angela Nye
Apr 26 Stephanie Bergeman
Apr 26 Heather Hamlin
Apr 30 Michael Hill
Apr 30 Mike Culligan
May 4 Bruce Lavender
May 5 Billy Pebler
May 7 Sarah Gottschalk
May 8 Mariah Woodward
May 9 Phylicia Cicilio
May 9 Jill Huizenga
May 9 Camilo Pelaez
May 11 Tyler Anderson
May 11 Aaron Lowen
May 12 Ed Kopp
May 13 Simone Smith
May 15 Matt Pritchard
May 16 Donnie Riddell
May 25 Adam Benay
May 25 Matt Jensen
May 28 Phill Aiston
May 28 Kat Hogan
May 29 Erik East
May 29 Alex Kennedy
May 30 Alex Blair
May 31 Jacob Churchman
May 31 Diana Hodet
Jun 4 Jay Atherton
Jun 4 Chelsea Aponi
Jun 5 Hayden Archbold
Jun 6 Laura Bartholomew
Jun 7 Kyle Trayah
Jun 8 Chip Tinker
Jun 12 Phill Halff
Jun 13 CJ Flanigan
Jun 14 Pat Fitzgerlad
Jun 15 Justin Belisle
Jun 16 Neil Solis
Jun 16 Austin Shappy
Jun 18 Stephanie Michalak
Jun 22 Krystal Lewis
Jun 23 Winnie Barnes
Jun 25 Evan Morgan
Jun 29 Ariel Carter
Jun 30 Rachael Johnson
Jul 1 Gabby Fuoco
Jul 3 Nick Barker
Jul 3 Skylar Henderson
Jul 3 Cyndi Hodet
Jul 4 Becca Guile
Jul 5 Mia Checo
Jul 8 Brian Bonville
Jul 10 Jessika Yealy
Jul 12 Jess Borden
Jul 12 Corinne Weiner
Jul 17 Mike Yergeau
Jul 22 Catherine McGuinness
Jul 23 Justin Precourt
Jul 26 Jessie Blackburn
Jul 28 Travis Alberhasky
Jul 29 Vincenzo Lauria
Jul 29 Yurum Nam
Jul 29 Eli Philips
Jul 29 Mike Smith
Jul 31 Eric Sutphin
Aug 3 Michele Agostinelli
Aug 6 Andrew Papin
Aug 7 Brian Gould
Aug 8 Thom Fox
Aug 10 Matt Rotunda
Aug 12 Brad Hodet
Aug 13 Duane McDonald
Aug 14 Jared Martinez
Aug 16 Kate Wells
Aug 21 Becca Katz
Aug 21 Rachel Valliere
Aug 21 Joe Scully
Aug 22 James Tolin
Aug 22 Dustin Belval
Aug 25 Max Sloan
Aug 25 Richard Aguero
Aug 28 Nicholai L'Esperance
Sep 2 Ryan Leggio
Sep 2 Danika Meheux
Sep 2 Emma Scripture
Sep 3 Steve Bimonte
Sep 3 Raheem Jarbo
Sep 5 Shore Jangraw
Sep 5 Priscilla Martin
Sep 6 Seongho Hong
Sep 8 Emily Dammeyer
Sep 10 Sarah Bigelow
Sep 10 Brenna Keefe
Sep 13 Sebastian Daigle
Sep 14 Jenna Tucker
Sep 16 Michelle Gonyon
Sep 20 Jarrod Kutz
Sep 22 Morgan Barnes
Sep 23 Jen Miles
Sep 24 Allison Penney
Sep 24 Kimmi Smith
Sep 26 Jared Campbell
Sep 27 Willy Watson
Sep 28 Victoria Bedard
Oct 1 Chester Peck
Oct 2 Maureen McGuinness
Oct 2 Caytlyn Leduc
Oct 3 Jimmy Bryce
Oct 3 Doug Phillips
Oct 3 Chad Loch
Oct 4 Aimee Bushey
Oct 5 Jake Gottschalk
Oct 5 Mavis Sanders
Oct 5 Debbie Jones
Oct 6 Colin Goddenow
Oct 6 Andrew Nielsen
Oct 7 Chad Abramovich
Oct 11 Vanessa Corbin
Oct 12 John Iuzzini
Oct 18 Eric Jeffay
Oct 18 Eric Bergman
Oct 20 Rachel Bruno
Oct 29 Rob Mullooly
Oct 31 Mattheu Tompkins
Nov 4 David Gorzuch
Nov 4 Elise Spitzer
Nov 6 Zach Schneiderman
Nov 6 Richard Bellack
Nov 12 Torrey Webster
Nov 13 Josh Hamlin
Nov 18 Max Barbour
Nov 19 Dan Clark
Nov 20 Timothy Hodet
Nov 20 Dave Harrower
Nov 20 Ashley Alger
Nov 22 Phil Flanigan
Nov 24 Maria Balderrama
Nov 27 Nancy Muscente
Nov 28 Stephanie Karr
Nov 28 Nandor Moore
Nov 28 Alyscha DeLuca
Dec 4 Liz Goddette
Dec 5 Pat Coelus
Dec 6 Brandon Griggs
Dec 6 Jessica Caricato
Dec 7 Lauren Campos
Dec 7 Devin Keefe
Dec 9 Sam Timmis
Dec 11 Andrew Parker
Dec 11 Tori Ciambriello
Dec 17 Cooper LeVan
Dec 18 Me
Dec 22 Chris Peck
Dec 28 Liz Brackett
Dec 31 Donika Gjonbalaj
So I figured the best way to go about this one would be to try and rack up as much bad luck as I could. I forgot to go buy some mirrors to break, but I found some other stuff that should work just as well.
Opening an umbrella indoors
Spilling salt. If salt and pepper are spilled together, the omen is doubly bad
Walking underneath a ladder
Crossed table knives portend bad luck
Breaking a glass bottle
and lastly, sitting on a table without one foot on the ground leads to misfortune
"This evening, write a proper diary account of your day. If Winston Churchill found time to write in his diary when he was busy fighting World War II, so can you."
I woke up this morning around 8:30. I had a very strange dream that my one-year-old niece had suddenly gained the ability to speak and was yelling at me for not watching TV with her. Sarah and I were expecting a friend to come over for breakfast so we got up and began to get ready. It took a bit to actually get out of bed (no surprise there) and I ended spending about 20 minutes on Reddit before actually getting up and getting the day going. It turns out, as Sarah found out via text, that our friend had not slept very well the night before and she told us that she was not coming over for breakfast. We went downstairs and began to get breakfast together. Sarah said that since I had cooked last night, she would make breakfast. While she cooked, I sat down to the last half of an episode of The Twilight Zone; once that was over Juno came on and I was pretty excited. We ate breakfast and then got dressed, and then I went out to warm up the car. We drove back to my house and I began helping my mom prepare for dinner. We had recently be given a 28 pound turkey, we were going to roast it and my grandparents and aunt were coming over for dinner. I buttered up the turkey with some various herbs and spices and my mom made the stuffing for it. I also made some homemade cranberry sauce which came out very interestingly; Normally I use fresh or frozen cranberries but all they had at the store were dried. After finishing all that needed to be done for dinner, I decided to relax for a bit. I turned on some TV and designed labels for the five beers that we had brewed and recently tasted in class. While I did this, Sarah sat with me and worked on a scarf she was knitting. Making the labels took up a good portion of the afternoon, so by the time I was done it was already time to start finishing dinner. I helped my mom put the leaf into our kitchen table and then set it with plates and silverware and such. We all ate dinner and waited for my dad to come home from guards. After dinner, I helped to clear dishes from the table and then went and relaxed a bit more while my parents did the dishes. Once we were all settled and relaxed for a bit, Sarah and I went to our friend's house to watch movies. We made some kettle corn and watched Pirate Radio. This turned out to become one of my favorite movies of all time. Very funny and it carries a good strong message. We returned home tired, and got ready for bed. Before going to bed though, I had promised my brother that I would play the new Soul Calibur game with him for a bit. All in all, it was a pretty good day. I don't like how these shorts weekends home go by so quickly, but I don't have too much longer left at school and soon enough I'll be able to spend all my time here with friends and family.
