"Gauloises cigarettes are the mark of the genuine French Peasant, salt of the French earth. To converse with him on equal terms - a vacation must - you must reek of gauloises too and lower your voice to the guttural lung-cancerish depth that he is accustomed to. Chain smoking three packs should do the trick. Vacationing at home? You may experience difficulties in locating gauloises and/or French peasants."
Not only did I have trouble finding either of those things, but I definitely wouldn't smoke even if I had the opportunity. 3 memebers of my immediate family have all had cancer and I really don't want to add even the slightest risk of that happening.
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