Day 29

 "Dial a phone number at random and read the following script with a Deep South accent."

The Book then gives a long, biblical speech to read out.

I admit it, I failed this one. I was trying to set up a way to record calls through skype and it wasn't working well and I couldn't figure out a way to record an actual phone call so I kind of just gave up. At least I tried though, right?

EDIT: I ended up giving this another shot, without trying to record it. The call lasted all of about 10 seconds before the other person hung up.