"Does your teenage daughter monopolize the phone? Does your brother still call you Junior? Does your annoying cousin persist in claiming he has better barbecuing technique? Today, cut an undeserving relative out of your will, raising the stakes with expressions such as 'I renounce you,' 'You are no longer my mother,' or 'I can't believe you are the fruit of my loins.'"
Being that my family is already pretty small, nobody annoys me to the point of banishment. I will, however, keep the option in mind should the need ever arise.
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