"Reward your lover with a small sum, proportionate to the efforts exerted. After the initial surprise, they will appreciate the gesture, as well as the extra cash, and perform more keenly in the future in the hope of similar tips. Many staid relationships have been transformed overnight by this simple little trick, and some have even been saved!"
As funny as that sounds, I don't think I'm quite enough of a tool to do that.
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