"Numbers rule our lives. As a society develops, more and more numbers accrues to its individual members. A fully evolved citizen should easily be able to fill in this chart."
Telephone Number Home: 802-528-8906
Telephone Number Work: 802-497-1207
Telephone Number Mobile: 802-393-9434
Telephone Number Emergency: 911
Telephone Number of Best Friend: 716-866-0234
Fax Number: N/A
Lottery Numbers: Slim
Favorite Number: 42
Lucky Number: 13
Date of Birth: 12-18-1991
Height: 6'2"
Shoe Size: 14
Collar Size: 18
Breast Size: N/A
Penis Size: Not sure
Vision Left Eye: 17
Vision Right Eye: 20
Passport Number: no thanks
Credit Card 1 Number: no
Credit Card 2 Number: no
Credit Card 3 Number: no
Bank Account Number: wait a second...
Savings Account Number: I see what they're doing here...
Health Insurance Number: Not sure
Employee Number: 3532
Current Salary: $11/hour
Life Insurance Number: N/A
Home Insurance Number: N/A
Age: 20
Age When First Spoke: 3
Age When First Kissed: 14
Age When First lost Virginity: 18
Age When Married: N/A
Number of People slept with: 1
Street Number: 2801
Apartment Number: N/A
Number of Favorite TV Channel: 110 or 65
Number of Siblings: 1
Number of Children: 0... that I know of
Fax Number: N/A
Lottery Numbers: Slim
Favorite Number: 42
Lucky Number: 13
Date of Birth: 12-18-1991
Height: 6'2"
Shoe Size: 14
Collar Size: 18
Breast Size: N/A
Penis Size: Not sure
Vision Left Eye: 17
Vision Right Eye: 20
Passport Number: no thanks
Credit Card 1 Number: no
Credit Card 2 Number: no
Credit Card 3 Number: no
Bank Account Number: wait a second...
Savings Account Number: I see what they're doing here...
Health Insurance Number: Not sure
Employee Number: 3532
Current Salary: $11/hour
Life Insurance Number: N/A
Home Insurance Number: N/A
Age: 20
Age When First Spoke: 3
Age When First Kissed: 14
Age When First lost Virginity: 18
Age When Married: N/A
Number of People slept with: 1
Street Number: 2801
Apartment Number: N/A
Number of Favorite TV Channel: 110 or 65
Number of Siblings: 1
Number of Children: 0... that I know of
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