Saturday, July 21, 2012

Day 203: Book Pyramid Scheme

"The business brains behind the Book are looking for go-getting individuals with a knack for selling and an eye for the main chance! You could make literally millions in no time, as a BBD (Book Direct Distributor). Here's how it works. We need people to sell the Book door-to-door, to those folk who can't make it to the bookstore for some reason. For every two salesmen you recruit, you get a commission (calculated on the basis of their future sales)! Sounds easy, don't it? Well it is. To get started, all you need is our Book Salesman Recruiting Pack (BSRP) available to order NOW for a measly $499.99 which you could recoup in as little as a week. It will teach you the tricks of the trade. But in the meantime, why not get started? Recruit a family member (minimum age 14) and you get 5% off the BSRP already!"

Man! What a steal, right? Once I get my paycheck, I'm going to jump right on this before all the good spots are snagged up!

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