"In the great hubbub of life, we often forget to pause and consider how lucky we are. Today, assess this scientifically."
- Are you alive? - 10 points
- Are you in good health? - 9 points
- Do you have a partner? - 7 points
- Do you have regular sex? - 6 points
- Do you have Children? - 3 points, -3 points per naughty child
- Do you have a roof over your head? - 5 points
- Can you feed yourself and your family? - 5 points
- Do you have a steady job? - 3 points
- Are you free from racial or sexual discrimination? - 5 points
- Is your country at peace? - 6 points
- Is your country well away from geological fault lines? - 6 points
- Are your parents still alive? - 4 points
- Are you on speaking terms with them? - 4 points
- Have you found God? - 3 points
- Have you found yourself? - 2 points
- Are your bowel movements regular? - 8 points
- Are you a born optimist? - 6 points
- Are you a born pessimist? - -6 points
- Do you have a sense of humor? - Yes: 1 point, No: 4 points
If you have scored more than 40 points, you are luckier than 90% of the human race.
I have a total luck rating of a 72, I guess I'm pretty damn lucky.
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