"Even if you are not religious, the act of confession is rich in therapeutic value, not to mention a damn sight cheaper. So head for your nearest church and book a convenient time. Count on 1 minute per trivial sin (stealing from cookie jar as a child), 5 minutes per major sin (stealing cookie from child), and at least 20 minutes per heinous sin (killing child and stuffing it in cookie jar). "
There really aren't any churches nearby. I'll come back to this when a better opportunity arises.
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