The Book then lists 16 positions ranging from Beginners to Porn Star. Whatever the position is where you work 10 hours and then drive home through a blizzard, that's the one that I tried and to be honest it wasn't that fun.
"Most westerners are used to bland seasoning, though with a bit of exercise they could get used to the spicier diet that other civilizations enjoy. Today, work out your current limits."
I already enjoy my food on the spicier side, but today I tried pushing my limits a little further. I thoroughly doused all my my food with hot sauces (Frank's Red Hot and a XXX Habenero sauce from Belize). However, I didn't notice any huge differences in how much I could handle. I guess you can just call me Johnny Storm.
"Today, imagine what it would be like to be this person. Are you fulfilled What is your job? Do you break down and sob quietly in the middle of the night? Are you sex-mad? What is your dream in life? Have you ever known true love?"
The guy pictured in the book is an old man that looks a lot like Rodney Dangerfield. I can only imagine what it feels like to get that little amount of respect.
"Does your teenage daughter monopolize the phone? Does your brother still call you Junior? Does your annoying cousin persist in claiming he has better barbecuing technique? Today, cut an undeserving relative out of your will, raising the stakes with expressions such as 'I renounce you,' 'You are no longer my mother,' or 'I can't believe you are the fruit of my loins.'"
Being that my family is already pretty small, nobody annoys me to the point of banishment. I will, however, keep the option in mind should the need ever arise.
"No one denies email is a convenient business tool, but it cannot replace face to face interaction source of ideas, and team spirit. Today, get the best of both worlds by printing out your e-mails and taking them round personally."
Luckily, I didn't have any emails to send today so I really didn't have to do anything.
